Sandoichi

I was pretty hungry one day so I unsuspectingly went down to the kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be inspired to create the tastiest sandwich I've yet to have! I knew it was my responsibility as a human to share with anyone who would listen. That being said, here are the surprisingly simple and delicious ingredients and instructions for the magic sandwich.


On your two slices of (vegan, non-crap) bread gently and thoughtfully place:
9 slices of a tomato (left side)
9 slices of a cucumber (right side)
As many thin-sliced tofu pieces as will fit (left side)
Avocado the same but put it over the cucumber
Then add the the vitals on top of the tofu:
A drizzle of sesame seed oil
Pepper and chives to taste.

You'll want this puppy to stay together so give it a gentle smoosh when you attach the halves to create the beautiful whole. You'll thank yourself when you taste every ingredient of the spicy freshness.